PHP-FPM — alert on slow requests over N seconds
You enabled `request_slowlog` in php-fpm.conf — but nobody reads it. Want an endpoint that returns high when > 5 slow requests show up in a minute.
Recipe
#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Counts slowlog entries in the last minute.
LOG="${SLOWLOG:-/var/log/php-fpm/slow.log}"
THRESHOLD="${THRESHOLD:-5}"
[ ! -r "$LOG" ] && { echo "no-log"; exit 1; }
CNT=$(awk -v from="$(date -d '1 min ago' '+%d-%b-%Y %H:%M')" '
/\[.*\]/ && $0 >= "[" from { c++ } END { print c+0 }
' "$LOG")
[ "$CNT" -ge "$THRESHOLD" ] && echo "high $CNT/min" || echo "ok $CNT/min"Same thing in Enterno.io
Endpoint + an Enterno HTTP monitor with "ok" keyword every minute = paged within 60s. Correlate with a PageSpeed monitor on a public page to tell PHP-side stalls from upstream-MySQL stalls.
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